1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Chest. First thing that hits the water.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Black, with some orange on the back.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Nope.

4. Do you plan outfits?
Sometimes I'm surprised that they happen the way they do.

5. How are you feeling?
is not the first thing the cops ask you...I have a cold.

6. Whats the closest thing to you that's red?
*glances around* Toy gumball machine. No gumballs.

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
The Smurfs performing Li Pagliacci. Which is weird, because I don't know that opera.

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
I wouldn't say I met them...

9. What are you craving right now?
cinammon buns...I have no idea why.

10. Do you floss?
No, I keep forgetting. Cuz I'm stoopid.

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Carnies. Damn you Austin Powers.

12. Are you emotional?
No. Not at all. I've tried to be to see what it was like, but I think I was faking it.

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
No.

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
I lick it. I can chew ice, but I can't bite ice cream, it's just too cold.

15. Do you like your hair?
Yeah, I do. Took me a while to dig the whole "white man afro", but now it's kinda groovay.

16. Do you like yourself?
Some parts yes, some no.

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Only if he paid and promised not to get too handsy.

18. What are you listening to right now?
Some song on the television.

19. Are your parents strict?
I guess so...

20. Would you go sky diving?
Hells yeah.

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
nope.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
No sah, I have not.

23. Do you rent movies often?
Yes, because the movies in cinema suck.

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
My doorknob is kinda shiney.

25. How many countries have you visited?
Eight. Canada, US, St Maarten (don't know if that's one), Haiti, Germany, Switzerland, Italy, and Austria.

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
No, caller ID keeps screwing me over.

27. Ever been on a train?
Once when I was five.

28. Brown or white eggs?
White. I don't know where to get brown eggs.

29. Do you have a cell-phone?
Yep, but I don't keep it on. If I want to talk to you, I'll call you.

30. Do you use chap stick?
Nope.

31. Do you own a gun?
Yep, two. Careful ladies, they go off.

32. Can you use chop sticks?
Yes, but not well.

33.Who are you going to be with tonight?
Righty and lefty...the gun show is now redundant.

34. Are you too forgiving?
Hell no, the bastards must pay.

35. Ever been in love?
No.

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
Uh...hell if I know.

37. Ever have cream puffs?
Once.

38. Last time you cried?
I think it was...I can't remember.

39. What was the last question you asked?
Are you brain damaged or just retarded?

40. Favorite time of the year?
Autumn.

41. Do you have any tattoos?
Nah, I can't really think of anything I'd want on my body for the rest of my life.

42. Are you sarcastic?
Read the list, what do you think?

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Yep. One of my favourite movies.

44. Ever walked into a wall?
Walls, trees, doors, people, animals, low flying aircraft...

45. Favorite color?
green and red.

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Hells no.

47. Is your hair curly?
Yep.

48. What was the last CD you bought?
Hmmm...Jack Johnson "Through The Static." I like albums. ^^

49. Do looks matter?
Yep, but they need the personality to go with it. Kind of a symbiotic thing.

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Depends on what they cheated on.

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
I hate phones. I don't know why.

52. Do you like your life right now?
*shrug* Definitely some things I could improve on.

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
No, I don't really like television. I really only watch House.

54. Can you handle the truth?
I can handle the truth...but can the truth handle me?

55. Do you have good vision?
I have to.

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
I dislike quite a few people, and my list of people I hate is exclusive. But yes, like Nixon I hate more than three people.

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Not that often. Like I said, I don't like phones.

58. The last person you held hands with?
It was a while ago, don't remember.

59. What are you wearing?
jeans, underwear, wifebeater (it's an undershirt with no sleeves)

60. What is your favorite animal?
Definitely canines...couldn't say which kind.

61. Where was your default picture taken?
The two sweetes words in the english language! De fault de fault de fault!!!!

62. Can you hula hoop?
Nope. I end up just air humping.

63. Do you have a job?
Yep, two.

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Donut at Timmy's.

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
I wouldn't fit. Girthwise I would, but I don't think I could bend the right way.